ok-en:

I thought Booker and Elizabeth made a cute couple…. until I realized they’re father and daughter…. thanks for ruining everything bioshock infinite….

meteorshower:

Jim Beaver is in an episode of Dexter where the killer just happens to write ‘Bobby’ at all of his crime scenes nO WAY

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

(via sleepwhileyoureawake)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via yesimbeyonce)

congratulations to anna kendrick for emerging from the twilight enterprise undefeated

#it appears everyone who was in twilight hates twilight

(Source: bidenjoe, via yesimbeyonce)

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